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Here are a few giggles, and groans, for you to share with your friends and families, kiddywinks! Look at the upside-down bit for the answers to these jokes.
- What colour is a burp?
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- What restaurant did the cow go to?
- What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
- How do you tell which end of the worm is the head?
- Why was the baby ant so confused?
- How did the lumberjack use his computer?
I’ll leave you with this head-scratcher, little ones –
- How much dirt is in a hole 1 foot wide, 1 foot long and 1 foot deep?
Answers –
- Burple!
- A fsh!
- The Dairy Queen!
- A neck-tarine!
- Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
- Because all his uncles were ants!
- He logged on!
- None – there is no dirt in a hole!
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